People change and promises are broken;

That awkward moment when you’re out with your family and you spot someone from your school.

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

shippinglilo:

when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

me: haha ok

autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

hideandgoanal:

I love the young people

spongebobsworld:

PATAR UNGA SQUOG!

theepichumor: